Nurse! Refrigerator!

I know you all have a refrigerator. Go see it now, look inside, and admire the nicely formed ice cubes and the purple popsicles that have NOT turned into purple sludge inside their little bags. Listen closely and you will hear the purring motor that keeps all your food safe to eat. Admire this miracle of twentieth century technology. Pet it on its head and tell it is a GOOD refrigerator, and hug it.

GO DO IT NOW before it's too late.
I'll wait...

Back? OK.
Now go get your phone book, turn to the yellow pages and find a handy man/fix-it guy. Marry this man and have his babies.

That is my advice.

Just a minute... be right back....

OK, now go find your wonderful, well trained dog, who did NOT just chew the buttons off your favorite sweater while you were reading this, and hug the dog too; you fortunate people.

You don't know how lucky you are.